"I wonder how much space we take up in our brains with dumb memories..."

Sam looking at a school book? Come on now.

Normalcy is the key

To picture-perfect insanity

Sam being normal

Gave me a whim

To be uncommonly

Abnormal again

Bet you can't guess what's comin'...

WHAT in the stink is this? Well...

Vacuuming tile?

What a curious thing

The disco is important

In doing chores with za-zing

Come on now

You know you've

Heard of it before

We vacuum the ceiling

And not the floor

(Remind me to never fight Samantha for I would lose. She seems to be holding the vacuum upside down with ease.)

It's you or me

Or both if you please

"Girls killed by fruit"

The headline reads

"Police report that two girls were found in apartment 308 allegedly bananaed to death. Investigators say that a self-inflicted banana mash occurred by the girl wearing the 'I give blood. What do you do?' shirt and that the bananacide was indeed committed by the same girl. The victim of the bananacide (not pictured) was indeed in the wrong place at the wrong time. Officials are discussing banning bananas, unless the armed person is licensed.

The Dow has gone up 15 points since yesterday..."

Insanity minus normalcy

Is a possible state

No wonder I never

Get a decent date

(I have reverted back to being 18 months old...this is no surprise. What is a surprise is that I didn't break the little chair...okay, I almost did...but I didn't.)

Strawberry Shortcake

In Grim Reaper wear

Can give little girls

Quite a big scare

(When I took the picture, I could not see the face

Sam was making. When I looked at the camera after I snapped it, I literally fell to the floor laughing...yea...it was THAT funny.)

She is laughing

Because I snorted

Insanity rampage

Is officially aborted

And now back to normalcy...

My phone is a banana

And if you think that's normal at all

I can have you clinically placed

By just one simple call

(Sam was laughing when she took this picture(that's why it's blurry)...don't ask me why...it's not funny. I'm just going about my daily chores and phone conversations. I hate it when people laugh at me and I don't know what they are laughing about.)

And...a non blurry one...

I call this my "slip

phone"...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Get it? Flip phone? Slip phone? Cuz people slip on banana peels! Whoa...that was good. But, not really.

On my banana I slip

On my cord I trip

A displaced hip

And a busted lip

I sincerely hope that NEVER happens...

So, we were suppose to take pictures of us eating brownies and being goofy with them. However, we got wrapped up in the movie we were watching (27 Dresses) and we mindlessly munched away on our brownies without taking a picture. Actually, I recall being perfectly mindful of the fact that Sam had cherry pepsi in a cup and was dipping her brownie in it. Whatever...if that's what she likes that's cool. Me? I had milk with my brownie--but didn't I say earlier that normalcy makes for insanity? So, based on our eating habits, I am the insane one. Here is a picture of our brownies. Want one? I have both milk and pepsi--normal=insane, insane=normal.